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<title>Pligg Beta 9 / Published News</title>
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<description>Pligg Web 2.0 Content Management System  votes</description>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:52:30 CDT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa church]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=God_accused_of_selling_cocaine_near_Tampa_church</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=God_accused_of_selling_cocaine_near_Tampa_church</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:52:30 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Florida</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=God_accused_of_selling_cocaine_near_Tampa_church</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Authorities began investigating God Lucky Howard in April, and he was arrested on Saturday.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The 8 Worst Places to Drop a Deuce]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=The_8_Worst_Places_to_Drop_a_Deuce-1</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=The_8_Worst_Places_to_Drop_a_Deuce-1</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:52:30 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Silly</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=The_8_Worst_Places_to_Drop_a_Deuce-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Great list! Only I slightly disagree on the order.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ex-Florida prison boss: Drunken orgies tainted system]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Ex-Florida_prison_boss_Drunken_orgies_tainted_system</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Ex-Florida_prison_boss_Drunken_orgies_tainted_system</comments>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 18:52:30 CDT</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Florida</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Ex-Florida_prison_boss_Drunken_orgies_tainted_system</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Softball, drunken orgies and a prison system run like the mafia. That's what Florida's former prison secretary says he inherited when he took over <br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Unhealthy enemas put tourists in hospital| U.S.| Reuters]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Unhealthy_enemas_put_tourists_in_hospital_U-S-_Reuters</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Unhealthy_enemas_put_tourists_in_hospital_U-S-_Reuters</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:52:09 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
<category>Travel</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Unhealthy_enemas_put_tourists_in_hospital_U-S-_Reuters</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Russians visiting a health resort received a rude shock when a nurse used hydrogen peroxide instead of water to give them enemas.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Apple To Announce The iBoob At MacWorld 2008]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Apple_To_Announce_The_iBoob_At_MacWorld_2008</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Apple_To_Announce_The_iBoob_At_MacWorld_2008</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Silly</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Apple_To_Announce_The_iBoob_At_MacWorld_2008</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them, I present to you, the Iboob!<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[ABC News: 'Google Man' Recalls Nearly Everything]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=ABC_News_Google_Man_Recalls_Nearly_Everything</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=ABC_News_Google_Man_Recalls_Nearly_Everything</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Geeky</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=ABC_News_Google_Man_Recalls_Nearly_Everything</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Imagine being able to recall just about anything, your mind functioning as a nearly endless encyclopedic scrapbook of names, pictures, dates and even<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jogos no Celular]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Jogos_no_Celular</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Jogos_no_Celular</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>fcva</dc:creator>
<category>Holiday</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Jogos_no_Celular</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Games Para Celulares<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Home on a tricycle | Video]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Home_on_a_tricycle__Video-1</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Home_on_a_tricycle__Video-1</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Vehicles</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Home_on_a_tricycle__Video-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The tricycle home may be small, but it comes with a door, a window, a writing desk and a fold out bed.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man turns up alive at his own funeral]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Man_turns_up_alive_at_his_own_funeral</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Man_turns_up_alive_at_his_own_funeral</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Weird</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Man_turns_up_alive_at_his_own_funeral</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Cambodian family thought they had seen a ghost when the husband and father they believed they were cremating turned up alive and well at his own fu<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Yes UFOs do exist, government spokesman says]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Yes_UFOs_do_exist_government_spokesman_says</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Yes_UFOs_do_exist_government_spokesman_says</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Everything Else</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Yes_UFOs_do_exist_government_spokesman_says</guid>
<description><![CDATA[But the government does not even try to collect information necessary for the confirmation.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Pedestrian charged for walking over car]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Pedestrian_charged_for_walking_over_car</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Pedestrian_charged_for_walking_over_car</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Weird</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Pedestrian_charged_for_walking_over_car</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Greeks are notoriously unruly drivers leaving their cars on sidewalks, wheelchair ramps and even hospital entrances.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Mall Santa says woman who sat on his lap gave him a big surprise]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Mall_Santa_says_woman_who_sat_on_his_lap_gave_him_a_big_surprise</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Mall_Santa_says_woman_who_sat_on_his_lap_gave_him_a_big_surprise</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Holiday</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Mall_Santa_says_woman_who_sat_on_his_lap_gave_him_a_big_surprise</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Police say a woman has been charged with sexual assault after a Santa at the Danbury Fair mall complained the woman groped him.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Suit Over Socks Costs School $95,000]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Suit_Over_Socks_Costs_School_95000</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Suit_Over_Socks_Costs_School_95000</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Suit_Over_Socks_Costs_School_95000</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Officials in a Northern California school district might not think Tiggers are such wonderful things after agreeing to pay $95,000 in lawyers' fees.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Principal jailed after slashing boyfriend]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Principal_jailed_after_slashing_boyfriend</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Principal_jailed_after_slashing_boyfriend</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:50:27 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Criminals</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Principal_jailed_after_slashing_boyfriend</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The assistant principal of a Brooklyn public school slashed her live-in boyfriend with scissors during a fight. Both arrested.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[R.I.P. Dan Fogelberg]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=R-I-P-_Dan_Fogelberg</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=R-I-P-_Dan_Fogelberg</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:42:13 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>R.I.P</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=R-I-P-_Dan_Fogelberg</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Dan left us this morning at 6:00am . He fought a brave battle with cancer and died peacefully at home in Maine with his wife Jean at his side.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[American Airlines Crew Gets Sick After Flight]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=American_Airlines_Crew_Gets_Sick_After_Flight</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=American_Airlines_Crew_Gets_Sick_After_Flight</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:42:13 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Florida</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=American_Airlines_Crew_Gets_Sick_After_Flight</guid>
<description><![CDATA[An American Airlines crew was treated by paramedics on Saturday after they became sick when their plane landed at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood Internati<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jennifer Love Hewitt pregnant]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_pregnant</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_pregnant</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:42:13 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Famous</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Jennifer_Love_Hewitt_pregnant</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jennifer Love Hewitt is reportedly pregnant with her and fiancé Ross McCall's first child.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Festivus pole proposed at Green Bay City Hall]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Festivus_pole_proposed_at_Green_Bay_City_Hall</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Festivus_pole_proposed_at_Green_Bay_City_Hall</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:42:13 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Holiday</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Festivus_pole_proposed_at_Green_Bay_City_Hall</guid>
<description><![CDATA[a tongue-in-cheek request from a suburban man for permission to display a Festivus pole on the overhang of the building's northwest entrance.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bikini-scandal newsreader punches cop]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Bikini-scandal_newsreader_punches_cop</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Bikini-scandal_newsreader_punches_cop</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:33:46 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Criminals</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Bikini-scandal_newsreader_punches_cop</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A US television newsreader who already made headlines for sending revealing photos of herself to a married man has been arrested after allegedly punc<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Boulder's Pearl Street Mall Gets New Strip Club]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Boulders_Pearl_Street_Mall_Gets_New_Strip_Club</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Boulders_Pearl_Street_Mall_Gets_New_Strip_Club</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:33:46 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Weird</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Boulders_Pearl_Street_Mall_Gets_New_Strip_Club</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Boulder's Pearl Street mall is known for stores that market environmental items, things from Tibet and bohemian gifts. But if you go down a stairway<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Iran shuts down 24 cafes in Internet crackdown]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Iran_shuts_down_24_cafes_in_Internet_crackdown</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Iran_shuts_down_24_cafes_in_Internet_crackdown</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:33:46 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Politics</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Iran_shuts_down_24_cafes_in_Internet_crackdown</guid>
<description><![CDATA[as part of a broad crackdown on immoral behaviour in the Islamic state<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[McDonald's Fines Customers Who Take Too Long to Eat]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=McDonalds_Fines_Customers_Who_Take_Too_Long_to_Eat</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=McDonalds_Fines_Customers_Who_Take_Too_Long_to_Eat</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:25:50 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Everything Else</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=McDonalds_Fines_Customers_Who_Take_Too_Long_to_Eat</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A McTicket?<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[China, Wal-Mart and cheap flip-flops gotta go]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=China_Wal-Mart_and_cheap_flip-flops_gotta_go</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=China_Wal-Mart_and_cheap_flip-flops_gotta_go</comments>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 15:37:06 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HOGstr</dc:creator>
<category>Business</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=China_Wal-Mart_and_cheap_flip-flops_gotta_go</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Chinese-manufactured flips-flops and Wal-Mart have one thing in common … they both have a Florida woman fuming after she sustained a chemical burn fr<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Frosty is dead (but he'll be back again someday)]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Frosty_is_dead_but_hell_be_back_again_someday-1</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Frosty_is_dead_but_hell_be_back_again_someday-1</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:10:07 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HOGstr</dc:creator>
<category>Holiday</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Frosty_is_dead_but_hell_be_back_again_someday-1</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Frosty was the latest casualty in the war on inflatable lawn decorations that teens and young adults are waging across the country.<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Crazy athletic cup-maker takes hits to the groin]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Crazy_athletic_cup-maker_takes_hits_to_the_groin</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Crazy_athletic_cup-maker_takes_hits_to_the_groin</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:10:00 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HOGstr</dc:creator>
<category>Sports</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Crazy_athletic_cup-maker_takes_hits_to_the_groin</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Former major league baseball player and athletic-cup designer Mark Littlell is risking his manhood to show his protective cup is better than the comp<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Wife Breaks Into Prison For Sex Romp With Husband]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Wife_Breaks_Into_Prison_For_Sex_Romp_With_Husband</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Wife_Breaks_Into_Prison_For_Sex_Romp_With_Husband</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:15:34 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Weird</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Wife_Breaks_Into_Prison_For_Sex_Romp_With_Husband</guid>
<description><![CDATA[What's his secret?<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Sex can make your head fall off]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Sex_can_make_your_head_fall_off</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Sex_can_make_your_head_fall_off</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:12:39 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HOGstr</dc:creator>
<category>Animals</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Sex_can_make_your_head_fall_off</guid>
<description><![CDATA[if you're an insect.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Teacher Accused of Using High School as Personal Meth Lab]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Teacher_Accused_of_Using_High_School_as_Personal_Meth_Lab</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Teacher_Accused_of_Using_High_School_as_Personal_Meth_Lab</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:12:31 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Mensa Canidate</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Teacher_Accused_of_Using_High_School_as_Personal_Meth_Lab</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Can you say oooops.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Bracelet Found in Chicken After 25 Years]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Bracelet_Found_in_Chicken_After_25_Years</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Bracelet_Found_in_Chicken_After_25_Years</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:12:18 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Weird</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Bracelet_Found_in_Chicken_After_25_Years</guid>
<description><![CDATA[There is a dirty joke here somewhere.<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Toad-smoking not a new way to get high]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Toad-smoking_not_a_new_way_to_get_high</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Toad-smoking_not_a_new_way_to_get_high</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:01:46 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HOGstr</dc:creator>
<category>Weird</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Toad-smoking_not_a_new_way_to_get_high</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Kansas City authorities are all hopped up over toad smoking, a so-called “New Age” way to get high.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Missing: one parrot, strong Brooklyn accent]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Missing_one_parrot_strong_Brooklyn_accent</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Missing_one_parrot_strong_Brooklyn_accent</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:45:26 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Animals</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Missing_one_parrot_strong_Brooklyn_accent</guid>
<description><![CDATA[I wonder if he says, Foget about it<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[R.I. Hospital Fined For Third Instance of Doctors Operating on Wrong Side of Patient's Head]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=R-I-_Hospital_Fined_For_Third_Instance_of_Doctors_Operating_on_Wrong_Side_of_Patients_Head</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=R-I-_Hospital_Fined_For_Third_Instance_of_Doctors_Operating_on_Wrong_Side_of_Patients_Head</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:45:19 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Everything Else</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=R-I-_Hospital_Fined_For_Third_Instance_of_Doctors_Operating_on_Wrong_Side_of_Patients_Head</guid>
<description><![CDATA[&quot;We are extremely concerned about this continuing pattern,&quot; Well DUH!!!!!<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Computer Randomly Plays Classical Music]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Computer_Randomly_Plays_Classical_Music</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Computer_Randomly_Plays_Classical_Music</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:13:03 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>BoredOutOfMyMind</dc:creator>
<category>Sick</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Computer_Randomly_Plays_Classical_Music</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Help! my computer is playing &quot;Another One Bites The Dust!&quot;<br/><br/>3 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Jaipur The Pink City]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Jaipur_The_Pink_City</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Jaipur_The_Pink_City</comments>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:13:02 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>cgshelf</dc:creator>
<category>Travel</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Jaipur_The_Pink_City</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Jaipur is the first planned city of India, located in the desert lands of Rajasthan. Jaipur is the capital of India.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Man faces 3 years for shaving swastika on dog]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Man_faces_3_years_for_shaving_swastika_on_dog</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Man_faces_3_years_for_shaving_swastika_on_dog</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:03:47 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HOGstr</dc:creator>
<category>Weird</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Man_faces_3_years_for_shaving_swastika_on_dog</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A swastika shaved into the fur of a German man's dog could land the pet owner in jail for three years.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Cat Video]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Funny_Cat_Video</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Funny_Cat_Video</comments>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 15:03:43 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Video</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Funny_Cat_Video</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A laugh or two....<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Woman Crashes Salon, Then Keeps Appointment]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Woman_Crashes_Salon_Then_Keeps_Appointment</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Woman_Crashes_Salon_Then_Keeps_Appointment</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:06:10 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>evilfantasy</dc:creator>
<category>Everything Else</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Woman_Crashes_Salon_Then_Keeps_Appointment</guid>
<description><![CDATA[You women are hardcore when it comes to hair appointments!<br/><br/>1 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Workers fall ill at airline Thanksgiving meal]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Workers_fall_ill_at_airline_Thanksgiving_meal</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Workers_fall_ill_at_airline_Thanksgiving_meal</comments>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 13:39:32 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>HOGstr</dc:creator>
<category>Weird</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Workers_fall_ill_at_airline_Thanksgiving_meal</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A Thanksgiving meal provided to nearly 3,000 United Airlines workers as a way to reach out to disgruntled employees landed some in need of medical at<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Applegate saucy Xmas message]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Applegate_saucy_Xmas_message</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Applegate_saucy_Xmas_message</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:26:13 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Famous</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Applegate_saucy_Xmas_message</guid>
<description><![CDATA[CHRISTINA APPLEGATE joins ALICIA SILVERSTONE as the latest in a chain of celebrities to get nude for PETA.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Ever Cooked A Turkey In A Garbage Can?]]></title>
<link>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Ever_Cooked_A_Turkey_In_A_Garbage_Can</link>
<comments>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Ever_Cooked_A_Turkey_In_A_Garbage_Can</comments>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 10:26:12 CST</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Timmay</dc:creator>
<category>Everything Else</category>
<guid>http://www.worldwidewhatever.com/story.php?title=Ever_Cooked_A_Turkey_In_A_Garbage_Can</guid>
<description><![CDATA[KCRA 3's Brian Hickey on Tuesday shared the finer points of cooking a tender, delicious Thanksgiving turkey in a garbage can.<br/><br/>2 Vote(s) ]]></description>
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